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// about me

hey, i'm rob — a content creator based in london (well, near enough).

i build things for fun and make videos (sometimes). my current projects are a video about FFXIII and thinking about this here delightful website.

in my free time, i like to enjoy a leisurely stroll on the beach, cocktails, and getting my shit pushed in on counter-strike.

▶ use the menu to navigate. a product of a recent obsession with FFVII. sue me.

// projects

final fantasy xiii
35
expedition 33
25
deck
10
dropshipping
5
avatar
0
another CS Video
45

// completed videos

DEODORANT IS POINTLESS | Valorant Clip Montage

a clip montage of karl and i playing valorant. pay no mind to the dog ass gameplay. please. [view →]

montage clip comp valorant
Pokémon Protags are Insane

a skit devised, recorded, and edited over like... three months. conveniently when my house had no floors. [view →]

pokemon skit variety
My channel is getting DEMONETIZED

i'm so deadass when i tell you this video lost me a job offer (originally titled, "YOUTUBE IS GOING TO KILL ME") [view →]

unscripted costly regret

// games i'm playing

KINGDOM HEARTS II
IN PROGRESS
2026
immediately so much better than the first.
FINAL FANTASY XIII
COMPLETE
2026
holy fuck this game is abysmal. anyone who tells you this game is good is lying through their damn teeth. the video will be a spiritual cleanse.
FINAL FANTASY VII
COMPLETE (for now)
2019 — 2026
i bought remake in 2019 and it took me until this year to finally beat the damn thing. of course, i played classic and crisis core first.
KINGDOM HEARTS I
COMPLETE
2025 - 2026
beat with the gf. get that bum fraud ursula out of my game.

// contact

get in touch with me man, i won't bite.

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location london, united kingdom
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